physics is the only real science. the rest are just stamp collecting

....Just finished watching 500 days of summer....

one of the best movies ever.

Its super gay how if i buy my own car and pay insurace, id have to play almost 500 dollers a month.
Just because I'm a boy.
The exact amount?
$489.46
A month.
A total of
5,612.00
a year.
Just so
that
IF
i get
in an
accident,
i won't be in
the hole for money
..................................
Too bad I'm going to be in the
hole for the rest of my life because
i have to pay for the giant fucking IF!!

The Answer is Yes...
Even i have had days where the shopping cart is my best friend

Isn't This just the cuties picture ever?

"The Preception of The Audience is Reality"

So i was talking to kim over facebook, and she sent me this message...And i think i laughed for at least 5 minutes straight...On the ground

"OH I am so already one of us, its not even funny. I tell people off with avada kadava but it doesnt work :(

OH AND MOST EMBARASSING THING EVER

I was in bio, first day, and teachers all like, tell me the different types of bio you know, and people are like "Marine Biology" "Micro Biology" and then I big fat go and say "HERBOLOGY!!"

Apparently theres no such thing as herbology...

I got laughed at. Hard."

Fall is like a terrible epidemic...
People running in the streets, with there hand flailing above their heads, shouting prayers to the heavens so that the plague will pass over them, much like crazy people who would proclaim the end of the world, Yet much, MUCH, more painful to watch.

You can tell when a person is thinking about the disease.

Their eyes go unfocused when they look out windows,
they seem to spend all there time outdoors, enjoying life,
they even wear spring colors!

Yet we are powerless to resist its seductive calls, much like throngs of sailors being lead into their death by sirens, we are being lead into Autumn by the turning of the leaves. It starts off small, a few leaves here and there, but much like a cancer, or a wildfire, it escalates quickly. One day you'll be looking out your window to see one yellow leaf on a otherwise unblemished tree; much like a pimple on the face of a young lady on the cusp of woman hood, awaiting the prom, or a bum in central park, cleaning his feet in the water fountain. You notice it, but take no heed of it. You carry on you life, pretending that the ten red spots around the pimple aren't new pimples, or that the bum's family hasn't taken residence in several trees and park benches. But soon the evidence is overwhelming, and your forced to act, quickly and swiftly. Either by turning on the sprinkles, and watching as dozens of screaming filthy bum's come sprawling down the tree, or by canceling your limo, and informing your date that your father caught you "eating the forbidden cookies and now your sentenced to your room for life", at least until the acne clears up, or lastly by taking a leaf out of "Texas chainsaw massacre", starting up the old chain saw, and begin chopping down every tree you see with yellow leaves. But that won't stop it, oh no. Fall is coming, make no mistake. There is no cure for it, yet we go through remission for 9 months of the year, making the curse almost, ALMOST, bearable.

So enjoy the next week, because you know the bum's will be back, just like the young woman knows that even all the make-up in the world can't cover up the mountains she's sprouting. This will be the last week of summer, and unless the world stop's rotating on a axis, then there is no hope for any of us. We have a long winter ahead. Prepare.

As you know,
I can't be seen with my student's parents...
But Jane, how can you be seen with me,
when I'm wearing a cloak of Invisibility?
You can plunder my dungeon anytime you want.

Ever Think about thing, Specifically the universe?
How right now; at this very second, were moving at an amazing speed.
The only reason that we don't notice it...WILL ever notice it, is because every atom on the face of this earth is also traveling at that speed. How the only Thing keeping us to the earth is gravity? and really no ones knows anything about gravity. Why it's here, how it works...All we know that every atom has an attractive force with other atoms...But why? Maybe atoms can think and feel...Metaphorically, in a way that science can't explain... Maybe god is in the atoms themselves, so therefore god is in everything. Another interesting point about gravity is that if we are indeed hurteling through space, as if on the outside of a merry-go-round, how come we aren't thrown off from the centripital force? Obliviously the answer is gravity again...But then maybe we calculate gravity wrong. Maybe there is no gravity at all, and that we are simply denser than the air around us and we simple "float to the bottom". Doesn't that make sense? But who know's im not a partical physicist, nor so i plan to become one. and hell, Unraveling the "mysteries" of the universe wont help with global warming *cough* FAKE *Cough* , or pollution, or the threat of nuclear war, or children starving in africa, or the fact that the holocust is repeating itself, just in the form of black people dying...And besides as the world said during the rewandan genocide, "the world is has to many balck people anyways". How disgusting. How not empathetic, how awefull. The world would be better if people like that were not in power, but people who knew and cared about everyone, not just themselves. Because how can the world survive if no ones cares about anyone else... It can't. Everyone needs to be each other's keepers. Now is not the time for selfishness, we need to put aside our difrences and work towards a better future...

But again, What do i know
Im a 17 year old boy
Who's never seen death
Never been in love
never seen god
never had an adventure of a life time
never dance, kissed, cried, sang, all in one night
and never has the weight of the world on my sholders
so
who am i to judge?

Keep your filthy paws
off my silky draws

"...Listen...
Your old enough now to understand...
we..we could never tell you...
Me and your mother were frightened,
ashamed.
and now...
now you must live with it,
the irrefutable and inescapable knowledge,
that we have burdened to you.
My son, always know that we love you...
and even at times when you feel...
Alone, trapped
or so utterly confused
that it seems all hope has vanished off the face of the earth;
always, always remember that me and your mother are there...
so wherever you go, feel in the company of love,
and in the release of angels,
and with the knowledge and understanding,
that only children of god can witness.
...I...I wish..."
the man chuckled to himself, a tear rolling down his cheek as he stared into space for a moment, remembering times long passed. He shook his head slowly, as if to clear the memories of what he knew he would never see again, and said in a voice that sounded much braver than he actually felt
"but then, what has wishing ever done for anyone?"

Voldemort

SO VOLDEMORT
SEARCHED
EVERY TREE
IN ALBANIA
DID HE?

So this is the text messages that were send back between me and Logan in the line up for Harry Potter. We meet the most annoying person there. When we refer to "howard", its logan's alter-personality. He likes to flash people and drive erratically. My left hand is his mother.

Jay: (10:58) Hey this guy talking to us is weird right? I just wanna say i don't care...

Logan: (10:59) OMG Yes lol...

Jay: (11:00) WTF NO ONE CARES, IM GONNA PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE!!! GET FRIENDS JACKASS!

Logan: (11:01) I agree. Kill him. NOW

Jay: (11:04) Howard, This is your mother speaking, attack him now!!! Use your creepy flash attack!

Logan: (11:05) -resisting urge to turn into howard-

Jay: ( 11: 06) AHH SHUT THE FUCK UP BOY, LEAVE US ALONE FOOL, BEFORE I KILL YOU BY TEAING OUT YOUR ESOPHAGUS AND FEEDING IT TO YOU!!

Logan: (11:06) Run while you can!

Logan: (11:08) Shane Dawson is going to kill that mother fucker! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!

If you change your mind...

I'm the first in line...

Honey, I'm still free...

Take a chance on me.

If you need me let me know...

I'm gonna be around,

If you got no place to go,

If your feeling down.

If your all alone,

When the pretty birds have flown,

Honey, Im still free...

Take a chance on Meeee