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Thursday, July 30, 2009

Keep your filthy paws
off my silky draws

Monday, July 27, 2009

"...Listen...
Your old enough now to understand...
we..we could never tell you...
Me and your mother were frightened,
ashamed.
and now...
now you must live with it,
the irrefutable and inescapable knowledge,
that we have burdened to you.
My son, always know that we love you...
and even at times when you feel...
Alone, trapped
or so utterly confused
that it seems all hope has vanished off the face of the earth;
always, always remember that me and your mother are there...
so wherever you go, feel in the company of love,
and in the release of angels,
and with the knowledge and understanding,
that only children of god can witness.
...I...I wish..."
the man chuckled to himself, a tear rolling down his cheek as he stared into space for a moment, remembering times long passed. He shook his head slowly, as if to clear the memories of what he knew he would never see again, and said in a voice that sounded much braver than he actually felt
"but then, what has wishing ever done for anyone?"

Monday, July 20, 2009

Voldemort

SO VOLDEMORT
SEARCHED
EVERY TREE
IN ALBANIA
DID HE?

Thursday, July 16, 2009

So this is the text messages that were send back between me and Logan in the line up for Harry Potter. We meet the most annoying person there. When we refer to "howard", its logan's alter-personality. He likes to flash people and drive erratically. My left hand is his mother.

Jay: (10:58) Hey this guy talking to us is weird right? I just wanna say i don't care...

Logan: (10:59) OMG Yes lol...

Jay: (11:00) WTF NO ONE CARES, IM GONNA PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE!!! GET FRIENDS JACKASS!

Logan: (11:01) I agree. Kill him. NOW

Jay: (11:04) Howard, This is your mother speaking, attack him now!!! Use your creepy flash attack!

Logan: (11:05) -resisting urge to turn into howard-

Jay: ( 11: 06) AHH SHUT THE FUCK UP BOY, LEAVE US ALONE FOOL, BEFORE I KILL YOU BY TEAING OUT YOUR ESOPHAGUS AND FEEDING IT TO YOU!!

Logan: (11:06) Run while you can!

Logan: (11:08) Shane Dawson is going to kill that mother fucker! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

If you change your mind...

I'm the first in line...

Honey, I'm still free...

Take a chance on me.

If you need me let me know...

I'm gonna be around,

If you got no place to go,

If your feeling down.

If your all alone,

When the pretty birds have flown,

Honey, Im still free...

Take a chance on Meeee

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Reconection


I got a phone call from kim :)

My New monologue...For next years Drama class

Jerry: Don't worry... (laughs) don't worry. I'm not gonna do... what you all think i'm gonna do, which is just FLIP OUT!! (he throws his arms in the air and shakes, sending papers flying) But let me just say, as I ease out of the office, that i helped build... I'm sorry, but it is a FACT... that there is such a thing... as manners. A way of treating people. (a pause, he nods, looks around, sees the fish tank) These fish have manners. These fish have manners. In fact, they're coming with me. I'm starting a new company, and the fish are coming with me. You can (chuckle) call me sentimental, but the fish are coming with me.
(he takes a long beat scooping two goldfish into a plastic baggie)
Now. If you come with me, this will be the moment of something new, and fun, and inspiring in this GOD FORSAKEN business. And we will do it together. So... who's coming with me? who's coming with me and (he points at the baggie, thinks) flipper, here? Huh? (he makes little finger gestures) Who's coming with me? WHO'S COMING WITH ME? (A beat, everyone in the office stares in silence) This is embarrassing. (a slight pause) Wendy, shall we?

Kiwi!

Watch This all the way to the end...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdUUx5FdySs

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

....Wait...No...I couldn't have spent.... Oh Fuck.

So...
Ever seen "Confessions of a Shopoholic?
...Ya...Me Either...(Shifty eyes)
Anyways, were not talking about how i like chick flicks,
We are talking about a problem

A VERY serious problem

One that I'm sorry to be part of.

You see, i just spent 44.67$ on I-tunes in less than 10 minutes...

On my mothers credit card...
Ladies and Gentlemen... I have a problem...

I LOVE to shop for music. . .
There i said it....I LOVE IT
now, some of you may wonder..."how can anyone buy that much music in less than 10 minutes?"
The answer is quite simply...
I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA!!!

Oh how i love to shop for music... The joy in your heart as you hear a song you love.. and then the sound the mouse makes as it presses the "Buy Song" button... AHH

BUT i must stop...
I WILL stop...



I just don't want to at this particular moment in time.... Not like i cant or anything...I just don't want to... Ya thats it

ITS NON OF YOUR BUSINESS WHAT I DO WITH MY MOTHERS CREDIT CARD!!!

The Light is you ( Nicole)....HAHA

Teddybear, honey bee
Don't forget that you love me
More than the stars over your head
It's just that your love shines like the moon
Full and bright and blinding through
Into my heart, into my head

When it's so dark I can't see the light
I close my eyes and I think of you
My little love, my only girl
I wouldn't leave you for all the world
I'll just sit here and wait for your moon to rise
When it's so dark I can't see the light
Well I close my eyes and I think of you

When it's so dark I can't see the light
Well I think of you
When it's so dark I can see the light
Shining through you



4 U NICOLE-I-Oly..... I MISS YOU


C-C-C Camilo!!!